Malcolm’s Eleven

Who could be the most crucial and effective member of a group of high-class, sophisticated, cocktail-sipping, calling-card-leaving criminals?  The person who pulls the team together?  Nope… The computer hacker/software expert?  No again… The little guy who goofs around and almost ruins things, but then comes good at the end?  Heck no… The bimbo who mesmerises the guards?  Nuh-uh…  The intelligence-challenged steroid-filled strong man with a single-syllable vocabulary?  Way off…  The eccentric but brilliant scientist with a test tube in one hand and a stool sample in the other?  Come on – be serious!!…  Okay I can see I’m going to have to give you a clue: I’ve made him out of playdough, and he’s pictured above.

That’s right – the most powerful contribution could come from the theologian (an evil theologian, admittedly).  Because the theologian is able to share this insight: “Where your treasure is, there your heart will be.”  And so the theologian is able to set the strategy for the group: Capture people’s hearts, and they’ll line up to give you their treasures… no safe-cracker required.

Hmmm…  if only this sort of thing  were pure fiction…

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