The Lamest Museum in the World

My place – on top of the piano. Most items: Cheap, broken, or counterfeit. Mind you, I only charge £9.95 entrance (concessions: £9.50)*

Malcolm Museum

*price includes tour of “Aquaworld”, featuring Poppy and Totty, the amaaaazing goldfish

UPDATE: But suddenly, a new contender…

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on August 8, 2009 at 5:51 pm Comments (5)

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On August 8, 2009 at 7:03 pm Jim Said:

lol

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On August 8, 2009 at 10:36 pm Bryan Said:

*sigh* the creation museum. Apparently, humans got from one continent to the other riding logs on the currents after the flood.

If I were a YEC (That’s to be vague, not denying or affirming) I’d be really embarrassed.

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On August 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm Matthew Said:

Noah’s family???

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On August 12, 2009 at 11:03 am Phil Whitehead Said:

Maybe the lamest museum in the world, but the prize for the lamest museum exhibit in the world must surely go to the Mozart Museum in Salzburg, which contains a scraggly bit of grey hair labelled “A lock of Mozart’s hair (?)” – question mark in the original.

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On August 12, 2009 at 11:41 am Matthew Said:

Haha… I should add some items to my own museum along those lines:
- The ark of the covenant (?)
- The cross of Jesus (?)
- The original manuscript of 1 Corinthians (?)

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